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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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